We’re up to SEVEN chest references now in one blog. Girl, you gotta GET some.
Love it! You always bring a smile to my face, and that’s about the highest praise there is. Don’t change a THING. (But make sure you tell your shrink about your chest obsession. Freud would have fun with it, Im sure.)
Surely not SEVEN??? 😂 Goodness, I would have guessed 3, max. That is shameful. 😂 Hahahah
Anywho, thank you so much! Making myself laugh making other people laugh IS ONE OF THE BESTEST THINGS EVER, BAR BIG TITTIES. ← HAHAHAHAH I COULDN’T RESIST 🙏
"If Substack was a nation, it would be Canada" is literally the best summarization of this platform that has ever existed on this platform. You get a gold star ⭐️
Now Megan. This is the internet you know............ You say you have tiny tits. Even though I do truly enjoy your writing, and look forward to it, I need you to prove to me that you have tiny tits. I think you're lying to me. This is the internet you know.............
Hello again Megan. Seriously, I truly enjoy your writing. Please forgive me for my tasteless comment previously. Sarcastic and snide voices like yours are refreshing in the terrible times in which we live. I look forward to your comments. "You go, girl!"
Legend! Your confessional is a ride of hilarity and honesty. Who needs a No. 1 hit when you've got this kind of raw, unfiltered brilliance? Keep rockin those tiny 34FFF’s and enjoy slaying this Substack algo game! 🎉💃
Ok so I giggled when you wrote let me be Frank…. Lond story Iknew. Guy named Frank his wife’s name was Shirley….so every time I hear be frank… or surely… I want to reply don’t call me Shirley….da
You're just awesome. Oh and happy 6 months by the way! I'm on 8 months now myself, like, if my Substack were a pregnancy I'd be getting pretty big by now...
Such a treat, as usual. Congrats on 6 months and there's no way you've peaked! Well done so far, you have such a unique voice.
I've just hit 18 months, (and wrote about it). But I had over 12 months of zero interaction inside Substack and was just writing for my core band of loyal language learners (remember, I'm an English teacher, but I swear, I promise, I am NOT checking your English as you feared 🤣🤣🤣 - your language is great!)
All of your observations are spot on!
My approach with Notes? I love having fun with it. I've never seen it as a growth thing, I just love the camradarie (yeay yeah, some teacher, I've misspelled it, but it's fucking French for fucks' sakes!) and banter and all that.
Every time I think about that English teacher bit my shame shudders 🤣 and I feel compelled to say, loudly, I SOMETIMES KNOW WHEN I’M BREAKING THE RULES, AND I DO IT DELIBERATELY FOR A MORE AUTHENTIC EXPERIENCE. And, I very much appreciate that you aren’t judging me!
Anywho. Hell yeah for 18 months!!! That’s AWESOME!! 👏
And I completely agree that the best approach with notes is to just have fun with it!! Share serious shit if you want, share light shit if you want, just share shit that you ENJOY sharing. And don’t give a flying flamenco dancer what comes of it. ← lil impromptu pep talk from me to me. 😂
Oh, I’m all for breaking the rules. Language should be fun, flexible, illogical, etc, all of the above. Come on, there’s no way I could judge you! We all have our quirks and whatnot, it’s all part of the fun. When I look at your use of BESTEST, for example I’m thinking goodness gracious who was her English teacher and how did they never correct her??? I love that, she’s got her thing and she’s rolling with it!
Here’s what gets my goat - teachers who are sticklers for rules - oh no, you can’t say that! The grammar book says it’s wrong.
I say you’re a fool for putting your faith in that wretched grammar book!
My fun quirk: malapropisms and mixed metaphors, a favourite being ‘we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.’ It’s my go to 4 times a day. Probably because I enjoy burning as many bridges as I can!
oh no, i was looking at my reply again and something is missing - yikes!
I like the strikethrough option as much as you do - and this part in my reply: "goodness gracious who was her English teacher and how did they never correct her???" was supposed to have a strikethrough through it, but it vanished. No no no, oops!
You're too kind - as I say to my daughter whenever she says 'you're the best daddy ever!' the typical English teacher in me has to respond 'sweetheart, you can't say that unless you've met every single other daddy in the world and ranked us so you know for sure, and what you should be saying is 'daddy, you're one of the best daddy's ever!' But then I have to point out that that's not likely true either.
But hey, she means well, right? And that's what counts 😂
Now I feel like I'm losing it, I could have SWORE (<- literally and figuratively hahah) there was a strikeout in your comment and now it's gone!! So, perhaps Substack is vanishing strikeouts?! Goodness I hope not!
Awwe, that's so sweet, she means the bestest!! <- I'll stop that now lol.
Hey Megan, actual Canada 🇨🇦 here, you and I started around the same time and I also peaked early on so maybe the algorithm was just extra wonky that day? Regardless, here we both are cranking out the weekly goodness. Way to go girl! I’m proud of you 👏
Of ALL the wise things you wrote in here, "if substack were a nation, it sure would be Canada" is my most favourite (love it all, though)!
Glad to see I'm not the only one who's had one major peaking note and after that... crickets. haha keep writing, love to read it.
Hahaha YAY!! 😂 I’m so glad you like that line!! 🙌🤣 The peeps here are just the BESTEST!
But yeah… the algo is WILD. 😂 Thank you, you’re so kind. 🤗
That was my favorite too. I mean favourite 😂
Hahaha YAY!!! 😂🙏
We’re up to SEVEN chest references now in one blog. Girl, you gotta GET some.
Love it! You always bring a smile to my face, and that’s about the highest praise there is. Don’t change a THING. (But make sure you tell your shrink about your chest obsession. Freud would have fun with it, Im sure.)
Surely not SEVEN??? 😂 Goodness, I would have guessed 3, max. That is shameful. 😂 Hahahah
Anywho, thank you so much! Making myself laugh making other people laugh IS ONE OF THE BESTEST THINGS EVER, BAR BIG TITTIES. ← HAHAHAHAH I COULDN’T RESIST 🙏
Freud would have fun with the obsession, or with.... OK, nevermind...
Hahahaha 🙏😂
Very funny as ever and also Damn good observations. Notes ... schmotes... I am finding them a whole big time waste
Thank you JFT!! 😁🙏 Notes schmotes 😂 — my sentiments exactly hahah. If I take them too seriously I get seriously let down. 🤣
I sense another JFT-ing happening here.
"If Substack was a nation, it would be Canada" is literally the best summarization of this platform that has ever existed on this platform. You get a gold star ⭐️
Grinning so huge right now!!!! 😁😁😁 Thank you Jennie, making my day! 🥰
Now Megan. This is the internet you know............ You say you have tiny tits. Even though I do truly enjoy your writing, and look forward to it, I need you to prove to me that you have tiny tits. I think you're lying to me. This is the internet you know.............
Just casually hiding some 34FFF’s over here 😂😂😂😂 hahahaha
Hello again Megan. Seriously, I truly enjoy your writing. Please forgive me for my tasteless comment previously. Sarcastic and snide voices like yours are refreshing in the terrible times in which we live. I look forward to your comments. "You go, girl!"
Mad, bad and dangerous to know (I think). But what a joy!
Hehehe YAY! 😄🙏
Legend! Your confessional is a ride of hilarity and honesty. Who needs a No. 1 hit when you've got this kind of raw, unfiltered brilliance? Keep rockin those tiny 34FFF’s and enjoy slaying this Substack algo game! 🎉💃
😁😁😁 Thank you!! 🙏
Happy Substackaversary, little ones and all!
Thank you!! 🥳🥳
Ok so I giggled when you wrote let me be Frank…. Lond story Iknew. Guy named Frank his wife’s name was Shirley….so every time I hear be frank… or surely… I want to reply don’t call me Shirley….da
Always a f@n, hugs Diana
Hahaha, that’s hilarious, I would think the same thing!! 😂
You're just awesome. Oh and happy 6 months by the way! I'm on 8 months now myself, like, if my Substack were a pregnancy I'd be getting pretty big by now...
You are just awesome, too!! 🥰 Ahhh, is getting close to full term 😂 Omg that’s so exciting though!!! 1 year is just around the corner!!! 🥳
Such a treat, as usual. Congrats on 6 months and there's no way you've peaked! Well done so far, you have such a unique voice.
I've just hit 18 months, (and wrote about it). But I had over 12 months of zero interaction inside Substack and was just writing for my core band of loyal language learners (remember, I'm an English teacher, but I swear, I promise, I am NOT checking your English as you feared 🤣🤣🤣 - your language is great!)
All of your observations are spot on!
My approach with Notes? I love having fun with it. I've never seen it as a growth thing, I just love the camradarie (yeay yeah, some teacher, I've misspelled it, but it's fucking French for fucks' sakes!) and banter and all that.
Keep at it (don't stop ❤️, etc)!
❤️ YES TO ALL OF THIS!
Every time I think about that English teacher bit my shame shudders 🤣 and I feel compelled to say, loudly, I SOMETIMES KNOW WHEN I’M BREAKING THE RULES, AND I DO IT DELIBERATELY FOR A MORE AUTHENTIC EXPERIENCE. And, I very much appreciate that you aren’t judging me!
Anywho. Hell yeah for 18 months!!! That’s AWESOME!! 👏
And I completely agree that the best approach with notes is to just have fun with it!! Share serious shit if you want, share light shit if you want, just share shit that you ENJOY sharing. And don’t give a flying flamenco dancer what comes of it. ← lil impromptu pep talk from me to me. 😂
Oh, I’m all for breaking the rules. Language should be fun, flexible, illogical, etc, all of the above. Come on, there’s no way I could judge you! We all have our quirks and whatnot, it’s all part of the fun. When I look at your use of BESTEST, for example I’m thinking goodness gracious who was her English teacher and how did they never correct her??? I love that, she’s got her thing and she’s rolling with it!
Here’s what gets my goat - teachers who are sticklers for rules - oh no, you can’t say that! The grammar book says it’s wrong.
I say you’re a fool for putting your faith in that wretched grammar book!
My fun quirk: malapropisms and mixed metaphors, a favourite being ‘we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.’ It’s my go to 4 times a day. Probably because I enjoy burning as many bridges as I can!
That’s it, I’m nominating you as the BESTEST English teacher of all English teachers!!! 😂🙏💯🏆
And don’t tell anyone but I had to google what malo-WHAT?! was 😅😂 Hahaha, now I understand, love when those happen!! 🤣
oh no, i was looking at my reply again and something is missing - yikes!
I like the strikethrough option as much as you do - and this part in my reply: "goodness gracious who was her English teacher and how did they never correct her???" was supposed to have a strikethrough through it, but it vanished. No no no, oops!
You're too kind - as I say to my daughter whenever she says 'you're the best daddy ever!' the typical English teacher in me has to respond 'sweetheart, you can't say that unless you've met every single other daddy in the world and ranked us so you know for sure, and what you should be saying is 'daddy, you're one of the best daddy's ever!' But then I have to point out that that's not likely true either.
But hey, she means well, right? And that's what counts 😂
Now I feel like I'm losing it, I could have SWORE (<- literally and figuratively hahah) there was a strikeout in your comment and now it's gone!! So, perhaps Substack is vanishing strikeouts?! Goodness I hope not!
Awwe, that's so sweet, she means the bestest!! <- I'll stop that now lol.
Yes! I can’t wait to get lightly misted on. What a sensation. 👏 🌧️
SO SENSUAL!
Hey Megan, actual Canada 🇨🇦 here, you and I started around the same time and I also peaked early on so maybe the algorithm was just extra wonky that day? Regardless, here we both are cranking out the weekly goodness. Way to go girl! I’m proud of you 👏
Yasssss nice northern neighbor!!! 🥰 Thank you so much. 🙏 I’m proud of you too!! Here’s to all the showing up now and forever!!!
So much fun Megan! Stay another 6 months…6 months…in perpetuity 💕
Thank you so much!! Love this… 6 months in perpetuity… YES!! 🥹👏
Congratulations on your 6 month Substack Birthday 🥳 ya little baby 👧🏼
Haha thank you!!! 🥳🙏
That was such fun to read!!! Loved it. I'm sure you aren't a pre-peaker!! I think every new piece should be the biggest!
Im coming up on 3 months, so I'm still a Substack Toddler...
Thank you, I’m so glad!!! 🥰💃
Omg 3 months is a big deal, too!!! GO YOU!!! I think the toddler stage is SO fun, you can get away with so much! 😂