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You had me at "Christ's asshole." My head started imaging all the "Jesus shat here" places all over Palestine and all the dung collectors. Pretty lucrative business opportunity.

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Jul 20Liked by Megan Lee

I broke a stack of dinner plates in one go! It is a shock; like you i was GOBSMACKED! The following days, I was walking on eggshells, wondering what this was a warning for . In a week, my bf broke up with me in a phone call, the same day we were supposed to go to a Crowded House concert that we were both so looking forward to …

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😲😲 OH NO!! A whole stack! Was it a blessing in disguise or a horrible experience all the way around? 🫣

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Jul 22Liked by Megan Lee

It’s been a year and I’m still debating about that . I miss him so much and wonder if our relationship was even β€œreal” , but I also know that a lack of communication means it wasn’t meant to last.

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:( Sending you hugs!!

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Jul 20Liked by Megan Lee

Def a good sign!! Good luck and all that, right?! Do let us know all the way in which your life has drastically improved since the Geeat Shattering. And thanks for the mention!

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πŸ’› thank you! And Great Shattering. Why is that so funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Avocado oil and coconut oil are my bffs for stainless steel. I even use it on my like waffle maker and baking pans!

Also, he'll yes to oven pancakes. Have you done oven bacon?! I won't go back. And sometimes when I do the oven pancakes they cook at the same time and temp. We are fans of b for dinner.

As you know, you're fucking hilarious. I enjoyed every single part of it. Try to give yourself some grace πŸ’“πŸ’“

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Yes to the good oils!! (Now to find a non-teflon waffle maker...🧐) And omg YES to oven bacon, sooooo easy and will never go back either ‼️

And, thank you so much for reading and enjoying, loooove sharing the humor with my fav stackers!!! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

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Pretty sure I'm slowly poisoning my family with my dash waffle maker πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ and my mini donut maker... and the egg cooker 🀣🀣

Cool cool cool cool cool 😎

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Ugh so sorry, I don’t want to bring the vibe down πŸ˜‚Pretty sure I’m slowly poisoning my family with stressing over whether I’m slowly poisoning them πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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🀣🀣 tbf my soap box is water lol so my kids are inundated with why it's important to have not only water but healthy water and not the shit from the faucet 🀣

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Hahah I love it πŸ˜‚ i feel like that's a really good one to be soap box about! Aaaaand, now I'm sketch about my brita filter situation lolol

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Megs!!

Broken Glass: GOOD OMENS. BOTH TIMES. Believe it.

Your Reads: TY for sharing, I am about to over-commit to 3 new substacks right now.

PANCAKES IN THE OVEN: Brilliant! I WAS NOT IN THE OVEN-ROASTING PANCAKE CLICK- thank you for cluing me in.

The non-stick spray...can you plz say more? I want to be in this click too, I fear i'm facing FOMO. This is new for me. I am more of a JOMO gal. AM I POISONING MY KID WITH THE SPRAY?

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MISS K!!! ❀️‍πŸ”₯

Ok YESSSS to good glass-breaking omens!!! I have more to share in next week’s newsletter about what happened 2 days later!!! πŸ‘€

Loooove sharing the stacks. πŸ’›

And right?!?! I LOVE Pinterest for all of the brilliant recipes I would be helpless without. And… I feel SHAMEY for taking a stand but goddamnit, I just hate all of the artificial ingredients in foods these days so I’m trying to cut them out whenever I can. Nonstick cooking spray is one of those things I used forever until like, last year, but I’ve found that ghee (high smoke point) makes a great substitute! minus for pancakes, those bitches would stick no matter what… hence the over workaround… which works #cheffskiss! (p.s. I have mom guilt for loads of other stuff I β€œstill” do so, yeah. πŸ˜…)

πŸ’›πŸ’›πŸ’›

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I cannot WAIT to read pt 2 on the glass!!

*runs to olive oil spray from Trader Joe’s in HORROR

well thank you for sharing this with me!!

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Jul 16Liked by Megan Lee

Okay first off… All I can hear is Anne Lennox singing, walking on broken glass…over and over in my head now. Thanks for that ear worm.

Oh and have you read THEN SHE WAS GONE, by Lisa Jewel? That was scared good, but weird ride.

I never finished the Crown either… Survivor, only the first couple of seasons were good. But I have watched every year of BIG BROTHER!

Thanks for the peak into your life….seriously, if you’re 77, I’m a virgin!

Now that songs in my head, dang. lol

Write on dearest Meg, Di

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Love all the commentary going on in this comment!!! Me right now: Alexa, playing walking on broken glass… oof, that would be hard to have on repeat over and over. so sorry. πŸ˜‚

I have NOT heard of that book, I shall check it out, thank you!

Ahh, another one I hear lots about but have not watched… big brother!!

77 year old virgin HAHAH πŸ€£πŸ‘

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You had me at "Christ's asshole." My head started imaging all the "Jesus shat here" places all over Palestine and all the dung collectors. Pretty lucrative business opportunity.

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Oh dear, I did not mean to invoke that πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚

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I was teasing. But if he were fully human, he had to take potty breaks like the rest of us.

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Hehe yes!

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