Quite the list. Much birthday lolz. If only I had a neighbour called Brian... oh and a spare bidet... I'd be all over #17. Can I add a couple more?
* Only floss when wild foxes enter your garden and chew 3.5 daisies.
* Try derivatives of cheesecake using other refrigerator based items like milk cake, ham cake, butter cake and rank them 1-7 for moistness, taste, and ability to withstand drill pressure. Feed the winner to your nearest carpet salesman (voluntarily or involuntarily - more points for voluntary though).
HAHAHAHAHA I’m so glad you like that one!!!! I wrote that opening line and I was like “fuck yeah, this is going to be fun 😂😂😂😂😂” Thank you SO much, it was an incredible birthday. ♥️♥️♥️
#29. I can GUARANTEE you’d win. And then run for Congress. You’d win that, too. Don’t believe me? Look at some of our congresspeople. Somehow THEY won.
4,8,22,25 I kind of already do 8. Not to my mother’s face (usually). Definitely to the cat, he’s chaos incarnate. Less so that he’s older now, but still. He is Loki after all.
ok. are you getting any? have you been told to wait for the weekend and you're bursting? Happy Happy Joy Joy (2 days belatedly)... have an amazing weekend in the sex dungeon !! remember your safe word.
Megan, this post was an absolute riot and exactly what my morning on the train down to work needed! Beyond the laugh-out-loud terrible advice, what really resonated was your genuine gratitude and vulnerability. It's so refreshing to see someone celebrate their birthday not just with humor, but with such heartfelt reflection on personal growth and the journey of starting your newsletter, finding love, and diving into therapy. You are awesome.
Brought joy to my day! The lightness of these ideas really are doorways to joy 🔥
Ahh, YAY!! That this brought you joy, brings me joy too!!! 😂🤩🙏🙌
Fancy to meet you in these comments, Paolo! I love Megan, too! Clearly, we have fantastic taste in newsletters ✨
Also, 2 & 12 😂
Quite the list. Much birthday lolz. If only I had a neighbour called Brian... oh and a spare bidet... I'd be all over #17. Can I add a couple more?
* Only floss when wild foxes enter your garden and chew 3.5 daisies.
* Try derivatives of cheesecake using other refrigerator based items like milk cake, ham cake, butter cake and rank them 1-7 for moistness, taste, and ability to withstand drill pressure. Feed the winner to your nearest carpet salesman (voluntarily or involuntarily - more points for voluntary though).
* Always look on the dark side of life.
Thanks for the lolz Megan.
We all have a neighbor Brian. I AM the neighbor Brian AND I am all about kissing ass😜
Sounds like a Spartacus spoof - "I am Brian" ... "I am Brian" ... "I am Brian" ... "I am Brian"
😂😂😂 love it!!! Thank you for continuing the terrible life advice! It is terribly awesome! 😂😂😂
Happy Belated Birthday! I LMAO! Love, Virg
THANK YOU!!! 😁♥️
You had me at shit hold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 So fucking grateful to have a piece of Megan in my life. I hope you had the best birthday ever. ❤️
HAHAHAHAHA I’m so glad you like that one!!!! I wrote that opening line and I was like “fuck yeah, this is going to be fun 😂😂😂😂😂” Thank you SO much, it was an incredible birthday. ♥️♥️♥️
Hahahah some comedy gold here. Happy Birthday Bitch!!!
Hahaha that’s high praise from the comedy queen herself!!! Thank you bitch!! ♥️
#4 was my favorite.
#29. I can GUARANTEE you’d win. And then run for Congress. You’d win that, too. Don’t believe me? Look at some of our congresspeople. Somehow THEY won.
That #4 is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂 And for #29, right?!? It would work!!!
4,8,22,25 I kind of already do 8. Not to my mother’s face (usually). Definitely to the cat, he’s chaos incarnate. Less so that he’s older now, but still. He is Loki after all.
😂😂😂 yasssss. Cats absolutely deserve swears too! Mine included lol
I was sooo disappointed to learn that LegacyHeadstones.com doesn’t sell gift cards … I’ll have to give some of the others a try
😂😂😂😂 ME TOO! hahahah
You seem in high spirits!... happy happy BD... and as always a great read, giggle and huh?
Love me some Megan!....,
Hugs,Di
ok. are you getting any? have you been told to wait for the weekend and you're bursting? Happy Happy Joy Joy (2 days belatedly)... have an amazing weekend in the sex dungeon !! remember your safe word.
I love you! I really REALLY love you!
Happy happiest BTW! You springchicken you!
Happy Birthday Gorgeous!! Hope your weekend was everything you dreamed! 🥳
#24 had me laughing hard
Megan, this post was an absolute riot and exactly what my morning on the train down to work needed! Beyond the laugh-out-loud terrible advice, what really resonated was your genuine gratitude and vulnerability. It's so refreshing to see someone celebrate their birthday not just with humor, but with such heartfelt reflection on personal growth and the journey of starting your newsletter, finding love, and diving into therapy. You are awesome.
Happy Birthday! I really enjoy the jungle gym that is your brain!
Happy (belated) birthday!
This list was so naughty and so hilarious, I was cracking up throughout. Comedy gold!