MAN MAN IS ON SUBSTACK!!! + other fun shit.

The Lite Shame Sandwich ::: No. 28

Welcome to the Lite Shame Sandwich, where Megan feels equal parts shame and glee in sharing a once-monthly edition at the end of the month that serves no purpose except to brighten your day by brightening Megan’s ego. ← for shame.

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FEBRUARY 2026 RECAP

Holy whipped cream titties with cherries on top how have these first two months of the year flown by??????? I’m reeling from the time warp.

I’m also reeling from other things. Things that could not be more drastically different from each other. High highs and low lows. Life is a tangly ball but it keeps on rolling. So if you see me puking, I’m not pregnant, I’m just trying to orient myself to this situationship I’m in with life. ← the shit I write!!! 😂

If you’ve read my last couple of newsletters, you’ll know they were especially heavy. And I’m still firmly in my feels over them. But today? TODAY GETS TO BE A DELIGHTFULLY FUN DEPARTURE WHERE I CELEBRATE BY WRITING ALL THE FUN SHIT IN MY LIFE IN A DELICIOUSLY DERANGED MANNER CALLED THE LITE SHAME SAMMIE.

Ready?! Let’s go. 🥹

What I’m Loving:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ← Yes I’m spazzing out because I simply cannot decide how to only pick ONE thing here to highlight so I’m going to share TWO things like the generous person I am not. ← 😂

FIRST UP.

My man and I celebrated our 1-year anniversary this month and nobody is more shell shocked then I. 😂😂😂

I truly didn’t know if I was capable of falling in love after everything that this last decade has wrought. And because there is no universe where I could ever pretend to love someone when I did not, I resigned myself to the fact that I mostly liked myself a lot when I could stop hating myself and I knew that was infinitely better than settling for someone mediocre.

AND THEN CAME 2025. 😭 And the most amazing man. And in the most crazy twist of events, Valentine’s happened to be our first date last year and so… on Valentine’s Day 2026, we officially celebrated our first year together. 😭 I’m still shocked. I’d be lying if I said it was easy to go from the thickest walled bitch this side of Jupiter to being a vulnerable person who easily opens up with my partner, and it’s still a work in progress, but goddamnit … I love you R. Dancing through life with you is my favorite.

SECOND UP.

Y’all I launched a group program called Slutify Your Substack this month, a 2.5 week “sprint” where I hold up a mirror to people so they can clearly see their brilliance, and give their Substacks/Newsletter the makeover that matches who they are on the inside.

We just wrapped up earlier this week and … I cannot stop happy chilling. 😭 Three humans joined and I am sooooooo proud of them and I CANNOT wait to show you what they created as soon as they’re done officially putting the final touches on their Newsletter makeovers!!!!!!!!!!!

Being a cheerleader and champion and space holder for humans who haven’t yet had the chance to have a mirror held up for them in this way is one of the most rewarding things I’ve ever done. If I could do this all the time? Bruhhhhhhhh.

What I’m Substacking:

What it’s Like to Finish Your Book by E.M. Gallagher. Second hand inspiration is dripping from this delightful read!!! 🔥 Can you imagine? I cannot wait to find out what it’s like to finish my (someday) book, too.

I got fired (twice). It was the wake-up call I needed. by Anne Benveniste. Adored this for allllllllll the reasons!!!! Fuck fitting into something that was never your size. ❤️‍🔥

Love lost by Morning Zen MASSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT MY MAN IS OFFICIALLY ON SUBSTACK 😭 Y’all he surprised me by signing up to Slutify Your Substack and he officially launched his newsletter this week!!!! 😭 Go check him out, newsletter fam. 🥹

What I’m Audio-Booking:

I finished The Places That Scare You by Pema Chödrön and it was good! I would say a solid 4/5!! And now for the first time in AGES I don’t have another audiobook lined up yet?!?!?! This is strange and I need to fix that asap lol.

What I’m Reading:

I’m STILL on Mrs. Endicott’s Splendid Adventure by Rhys Bowen. I cannot believe it is taking me this long but then again, I’m only mildly into the book. Yes, it has grown on me, but GODDAMN it is slow going. Ugh.

What I’m Musicing:

Ok so I feel like if you split me open you’d find DNA matching Robbie Williams and Jim Carrey which makes for an awkward conversation betwixt my parents but that is not of my concern.

The point here is that I relate DEEPLY to those two dudes which I am aware might sound incredibly odd. No matter.

WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT ROBBIE WILLIAMS RELEASED A NEW ALBUM THIS MONTH AND IM OBSESSEDDDDD WITH IT.

Brit Pop slaps. 😭🖤

What I’m Watching:

Firmly in my The Morning Show era!!!!!!! Almost finished with season 2 of and holy pickled dicks it is so good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don’t have much time for shows these years days but when I do I am in bliss.

I’m just… obsessed with the characters and character developments and acting and UGH. I love it.

What I’m Eating:

Chocolate, chocolate, and more chocolate. My man made sure to shower me in chocolate over V day weekend annnnnd I’ve been eating a chocolate bar per day ever since and I’m confused as to how my pants still fit??????

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Aaaaaaand, that’s a wrap on this month’s lite shame sammie recap!!!!

May you have the most magical and merry Friday Saturday!!!! 🫶

-M

p.s. - I am still seriously in the afterglow of running Slutify Your Substack… and would love to run it again in the next month or two… would you be interested????

p.p.s - my man is on Substack?!? 🥹 god it would be awko if we broke up now 😭😂😭

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