Do You Know How To Spell Philosophy?

Prove it. 😏

Welcome to Shame Sandwich, where Megan feels equal parts shame and glee in sharing hilarious personal thought rants every Friday. Sometimes on shame, sometimes shame infused, and other times, nothing to do with shame. Warning: Very sweary. And vulgar. Enjoy responsibly.

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Holy whore houses I just did a thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which did not involve whoring.

Not that I would judge that if you just did that.

Because judging is for douchebags.

Although I do judge douchebags who judge. Hm.

Oh well.

ANYWHO.

I just purchased 4 domain names from the ultimate pimp GoDaddy.

Why in the Kentucky Fried Rats ← pls tell me that is not a thing ← refraining from Googling did I just do that???????

Not 1 but 4 domains?!?!

I’ll tell you why…

Homegirl followed the fucking nudges, yo.

🥹

As I was sitting down to write this newsletter all of the sudden “- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -” WHOOOOOSHED into my mind.

And I was like: WOAH.

And then I was like: REALLY WOAH.

Next I was like: LEMME GOOGLE THIS AVAILABILITY IMMEDIATELY.

Then next thing you know, I’m adding 4 domains to my GoDaddy cart and clickity-clackiting “confirm order”.

I haven’t felt this lit up since shoving a firecracker up my hot pocket.

JK.

I have never shoved a firecracker up my hot pocket.

What is wrong with me today. Jesus.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Anywho—

Are you dying to know the names of the 4 domains I purchased?!?!?!

😁😁😁😁😁😁

Ahem.

Holy shit I just got hella nervous!

I’m about to expose myself to you. 😅

BE NICE.

I KNOW MY TITS ARE SMALL. FUCK.

^Sorry, that’s my inner critic talking. 😒

OK FINE, I WILL REVEAL MY DOMAINS TO YOU.

Ready???

Here goes.

Had to snag ‘em all so no one else can 😂

I’m seriously so ecstatic!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Just look at those glorious domains that are ALL MINE!!!!!!! 🥹

Although I’m still not convinced I spelled PHILO-FUCKING-SOHPICACY-WHY-THE-FUCK-IS-THIS-WORD-SO-COMPLICATED-SPHICY right.

Please let me down gently if I spelled it wrong. 😭

Anywho.

Is that not the greatest collection of domain names you’ve seen since, hmm, AnalNuns.com & ThroatyGoaty.com??????

Btw, both of those domain names are available.

Shockingly.

“easy to remember” 😂😂😂😂😂

“high value keywords” 😂😂😂😂😂

Not going to lie I am very proud of ThroatyGoaty.com and low key want to buy it CAN YOU IMAGINE hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

MEGAN LEE!!!!!!!

Fucking focus on and get back on track. 😂

Ok.

Whew.

Aren’t those domains awesome?!?!?!

I’m not exactly sure what I’m going to do with them yet, I just know that I felt the nudge to get them.

And I listened. 🥹🙏

Normally I would cockblock the hell out of a nudge with cunty thoughts like:

“welllllll, I don’t have a PLAN yet, so I should wait before doing anything further”

“we all know I’m never going to do anything with them so why waste precious money??”

“bitch you can’t even spell philosophy wtf are you doing???”

“you’re not nearly cool enough to pull something like this off, just don’t”

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.

.

But just now?

I gave a GIANT MIDDLE FINGER to the cockblocking and fucked the shit out of my nudge. Tenderly. With much loving aftercare.

AND IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD.

It also feels so fucking good to express myself so freely in my newsletter.

This feels like the only place where I can express parts of me that never get expressed.

I mean, where else can I crack anal nun jokes or whore jokes or throaty goaty jokes??????

And I knowwww I’m probably going to gravely offend some people who don’t understand that I find this kind of shit endlessly hilarious and mean zero offense and am simply being me. Le sigh.

It’s newsletters like these that I *honestly* don’t know if I’ll have a subscriber left but my GOD does it feel INCREDIBLE to be true to myself.

And little by little, I shed the shame around… *being myself* and actually start… *being myself*.

And this newsletter was definitely absolutely… *being myself*.

Not to say that I don’t have lots of other *selfs* that are their whole moods, too.

Because I do.

It’s just that normally this very sweary meets vulgar meets wtf-did-she-just-say?!?!?! side of me gets banished to the shameful corner never to be let out.

And, well.

I’m trying to work on not being so ashamed to be who I am.

Because maybe, just maybe, being me isn’t actually shameful after all.

Here’s to learning to truly love ourselves.

🥹🥹🥹

-M

p.s. - do you like Very Sweary Philosophy or Very Sweary Philosopher better???????? Also I just realized I hardly talked about why I got these lolol I’m so excited!!! I secretly would love to be worthy of the title philospher… understanding and talking and writing about the meaning and purpose of life is endlessly fascinating to me. Still tbd what I might do with these domains, but I have some ideas brewing. ;)

p.p.s - aaaaand, happiest of Friday’s to you!!! 😍 I’m going to be reunited with my man this weekend after a very busy last couple of weeks and I cannot wait. 🥰

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